Do any of you kind folks out there have any unwanted teeth that you wouldn't mind donating to me, for use in some artworks that I'm planning? I don't know - maybe the Tooth Fairy over reached her quota and needs to off-load a few. Either way, I'd be most grateful for any donations and promise to use them in a respectfully frivolous manner.
Now I'm not advocating that you pull out any of your own teeth (unless you really want to - hey! they're your teeth – who am I to say what you choose to do with them), or anyone else’s for that matter (unless you're a dentist – then that's kind of a given), but if you do have some already lying around and would generously like to pass them on, please feel free to contact me at email@example.com .